pair of shoes 

In baseball, when a batter takes a called strike three, i.e., strikes out looking. Popularized by Hall of Fame Pitcher and NESN color analyst , Dennis Eckersley.

"Strike three with the high cheese... pair of shoes right there!"

pair of shoes by Footlong Frank April 23, 2021

pair of shoes 

Someone who is irrelevant or horrific at a certain game or activity

Doso: How is Rick in pool?
Jim: Man, he ain't nothing but a pair of shoes. Don't sweat it.

pair of shoes by kcardoso92 May 3, 2013

Pair of shoes 

Listen, if you looked this up, you aware either a, a grandma who is snooping around and trying to see what their grandkids are looking at, or b, really fucking bored.

Get yo dumbass outta here. Looking up “pair of shoes” hobo head-ass

Pair of shoes by that_name_isnt_taken November 29, 2018

My pair of shoes 

To describe something that suits you exactly, or is your taste. (akin to the British expression Just My Cup Of Tea)

Origin - Vienna, Austria.

I like Abba, they are just my pair of shoes.

My pair of shoes by TheDufster March 15, 2005

pair of clown shoes 

n. An idiot, buffoon and all round fucktard.

"Yeah, I heard about him, he's a fucking pair of clown shoes"

pair of clown shoes by Weng Chow October 30, 2007