susaning

really overthinking, generally anxious

"She's susaning again, am I right fellas"

susaning by morty May 8, 2014

Susanning 

Typical UHaul lesbian with a passion for not-fashion and highland cows. She strongly identifies with the L word and finds great pleasure in the idea of owning a strap that can not only provide the function of artificial insemination, that will not only provide her with an Ethiopian son named Mike, but "keep this pussy tight forever." She (currently) dreams of becoming a botanist and starting her own cum-unity garden in order to feed the underprivileged and wean them off of beef diets like baby highland cows off the teat.

You're totally Susanning right now, just chill out in your Mandalay Bay presidential suite.

Susanning by skskskskboy September 3, 2019

Susanining 

When the color commentator has to take over and do play by play because the other commentator is horrible.

Jack was forced to use Susanining again at the softball game last week because the play by play announcer sucked.

Susanining by gthebest8 March 10, 2024

follow Susanin

To be led into a disastrous, hopeless place or situation; to follow someone who (intentionally or unknowingly) leads to collapse, defeat, or dire consequences.

It originates from folk legend and works of art (M. I. Glinka's opera "A Life for the Tsar") about the Kostroma peasant Ivan Susanin from the early 17th century. According to legend, during the Time of Troubles, he agreed to serve as a guide for Polish-Lithuanian invader troops searching for the young Tsar Mikhail Romanov, and deliberately led them into a dense, impenetrable forest, where they perished.

To trust this swindler is like to follow Susanin: you'll end up penniless and in debt.

follow Susanin by Filename99 December 26, 2025