august 24th 

national get head day or otherwise known as that sloppy toppy

guy : its august 24th you know what that means
girl : oh for fucks sake

august 24th by yourangel666 October 19, 2019

August 24th 

*National Go For It Day!*
go for it. talk to him/her. or just go for whatever you have been hesitant on. you can do it!
anyone born on this day is just awesome. sometimes they are kinda awkward and weird, but get to know them and they're the funniest person you will ever meet. sometimes they are on the shorter side, and usually have darker hair and eyes. they are also super cute :)

"dang man, that new girl is funny and sweet af!"

"yes sir, bet she born on august 24th"

August 24th by shreddedcheese October 25, 2019

August 24th 

National bad bitch day

If your friend was born august 24th tell her/him that there a bad bitch

August 24th by I'm a bad bitch October 27, 2020

August 24th 

Today is the day you celebrate someone special's birthday with lots of love and affection.

Stacy: hey bro yknow what day it is today
Brook: no bro what day is it.
Stacy: its August 24th bro. happy birthday! ♡
Brook: oh wow, thank you!

August 24th by jumboegg April 12, 2019

August 24th 

International Kobe day honoring Kobe Bryant (Kobe day/Mamba day)

“What day is it?”
“August 24th Kobe day we honor him all day”

August 24th by digbickdee January 27, 2020

August 24th 

National "fuck a teacher day" We love our teachers, but not enough.

Should I fuck Mr. Eden on August 24th?

August 24th by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020

august 24th 

national have a party day

her: what are you doing today
him: nibba its august 24th

august 24th by willsmithscousin69 August 17, 2019