The fear that as you are in a restroom you will have gone entirely insane and not realize that as you walk out the entrance you penis will be hanging out for the world to see.

John: Dude, I have to pee like a racehorse!

Ben: Well just go already man.

John: No I can't go here I have dickphobia.

Dickphobia by Mansam October 8, 2008

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dickphobia

It is all lesbians and most bisexuals biggest fear, a man's dick. It is an extreme phobia. When someone with the phobia sees a dick they pass out from utter disgust.

Maria and Rachel were walking down the street when they saw Trump strip dancing in a club, completely naked. As they both have dickphobia they passed out and are recovering in hospital.

dickphobia by .ur.mum.69. July 15, 2021

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Dickphobia

Fear of dicks.
(aka lesbians)

"Bro, you have dickphobia?"

"...Yeah."
"Does that mean you're lesbian?"
"Yeah."
"I thought you were American."

Dickphobia by lucianoo. May 30, 2020

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Dickphobia

Dickphobia is a word that I made up. Most people would say a fear of dick. Yes, that is one way you could use dickphobia. I also, use dickphobia as a way for I am scared of dicks but not only having one in me but what will happen after it's out of me. Will the person leave me ? Will, we never speak again, or will he tell the whole world! Everyone I have ever used dickphobia around always asks me what it means so here you go!

hey!, wanna fuck
no sorry! I have dickphobia.

Dickphobia by Krissy100k November 15, 2018

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