stainful Share definition Flag the act of being a stain. To get shitfaced at a party, poop your pants, and then throw the party poo at your date. That chick was so stainful, she started making out with the hood of my car. stainful by Stain March 15, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the stainful mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch