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Hollandaise 

Belonging to the Sad Midwest, particularly the cold regions of Wisconsin, Michigan, and Minnesota
“That guy with the beer belly and flannel is so Hollandaise”

“That’s more Wisconsin than Hollandaise!”

Hollandaise donut 

One of three true types of donut, along with maple and chocolate. Created because of a teacher's Freudian slip.
A donut shop has three kinds of donuts (maple donuts, chocolate donuts, and Hollandaise donuts). How many different orders of n donuts are possible? What if there were k kinds of donuts?

No Habla Hollandaise 

When you are unable to speak the language of hollandaise.
Guy 1: Hey bro want to grab some brunch tomorrow?

Guy 2: Sorry man, no habla hollandaise.

Happy Hollandaise

When you hire a midget prostitute, dress her up as a Christmas elf, and cum on her face.
"you need to try the Happy Hollandaise special next time we go out"
Happy Hollandaise by Etultra November 17, 2025

Ham,banana,hollandaise meal 

Was created in Yulee, by in the 1750s by Bryan jeffers great great great grandfather
-Yu gon eat dinner?

-nah MA I ain't eating that Ham,banana,hollandaise meal shyt

hollandsexual

When you love Tom Holland/ the Holland brothers way to much
I love Tom Holland so much, that makes me hollandsexual