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Sweet braugh dude! You gonna go tour with the Devil Wears Prada?!?! 

What you say to all the little 12 year old "sceney emo" losers trying to take over Vans Warped Tour.
Because all they listen to is pussy scermo bands.
12 year old scene kid: OMG and she was like and then he was like...

Regular Warper: Sweet braugh dude! You gonna go tour with the Devil Wears Prada?!?!

12 year old scene kid: Fuck yeah!!

Regular Warper: Haha dumbass loser.

Then the whole place laughs at the dumbass 12 year old scene kid.

The Cheap New Orleans swamp Tour 

When you get very intoxicated and are offered a cheap swamp tour. Then are sexually assaulted by two sssbbw’s who are fertile and then entrap you for child support. They then raise the baby to be the leader of a hate group.
Stay together, and protect each other. We don’t wana take the cheap New Orleans swamp tour. I hear Bertha is fertile this time of month.