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Hairy Pickle 

Oh man, that guy's dick was hairy. Last night I got some hair in my mouth, he had a hairy pickle.
Hairy Pickle by Chelsea Chai March 27, 2009

hairy pickle 

JC: did you see his hairy pickle?
AM: nah it was too small.
hairy pickle by AppleJack July 18, 2012

Harry Pickle 

When a penis has a lot of hair on it.
"They hung him by his harry pickle."
Harry Pickle by teehee55 August 17, 2011

Hairy Pickleball 

A variant of pickleball that is played without pants, with everyone's hairy pickles exposed.
I forgot to wash my pants today. Looks like we can't play pickleball.

Oh wait! We can play hairy pickleball

Pickle Hair

the constant pounding of a woman while riding cowgirl causes extreme pressure on the man's bladder. Having nowhere else to go, the man proceeds to urinate on the girl's hair and then continues intercourse. Upon completion, the man then ejaculates in the woman's hair. The combination of urine and ejaculate causes the hair to take on an odor like that of pickle juice.
Tommy: Oh baby, keep riding that dick!

(girl continues to ride)

Tommy: Oh shit baby, I really gotta piss

Baby: uh uh uh...oh shit...well....i guess just piss in my hair, i'm too horny to wait

(Tommy proceeds to piss in her hair and the continue intercourse)

Tommy: Ugh ugh oh baby i'm cumming in your hair!!!!!
Baby: What the fuck?!?!
Tommy: Pickle Hair and you got it from me!!!
Pickle Hair by quikstop03 May 30, 2010

Hide the Pickle in the Hair Sandwich

Sex, you know like a penis as the pickle and like a hairy vagina as the the hairy sandwich, of course der.
Fag #1- Hey where are you going?
Fag #2- Fuck you I am going to go hide the pickle in the hair sandwich.

Fag #1 ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh.........nice