Ahrens 

Ahrens is a german surname. Ahrens roughly translates into a "Badass dragonslayer from the north". the translation says it all

wow, that guy is such and Ahrens!

Ahrens by maceface41 May 11, 2012

andrew ahrens 

a person that is awesome, funny, dirty minded, and uses fuck as if it were a comma.

andrew ahrens is fucking crazy.

andrew ahrens by analcactus103 July 30, 2016

Peter Ahrens 

A man with enough body fat, to eradicate the surface of the planet. In some religions he is looked up to, as some sort of bringer of doom ( aka a god ). He tends to use his powers, whenever his followers dissobey him, and uses them to start wars all over the solar system.

Man 1 Hey, why are you so depressed?
Man 2 I'm thinking about Peter Ahrens. What if he decides to destroy out planet with his body fat.
Man 1 Don't worry about it. I'm sure he liked our offerings from yesterday.

Peter Ahrens by Kenshin_ October 11, 2019

Jasmine Ahrens 

Shes like a elevator that never gets to the top floor.

good in bed

Jasmine Ahrens and i went to a concert she's such A JUBERNOWL.

Jasmine Ahrens by anonymous March 3, 2022

Ahren 

An Ahren is a guy who is very handsome. Someone who will stick by your side no matter what. He will never leave you hanging or simply just forget about you. He is always there whenever you need him. He is very smart but at the same time a little dumb. He loves to roughhouse but knows when to stop. He loves to just mess around and forget about everything for a little while. He loves animals and seems to have no fears. Except for losing the friends he cares about the most that is. He values friendship and family very much. And would do virtually anything for you if you were his friend. If you have an Ahren in your life, you’re lucky. Don’t lose him.

“I saw Ahren at the store today”
“Really??”
“Uh huh. I ran up behind him and tackled him.”

“Wow, and he lets you do that?”
“Yup. It’s how he works.”

Ahren by A;) July 18, 2019

ahrns 

A "Pittsburghease" term for a Pittsburgh-based beer called Iron City.

Yinz were so drunk off dem ahrns at da stillers game sundy!

ahrns by Yolanda Simmons Junior June 13, 2008

ahren 

Angel-like, Cherubic, Resembles a fallen angel, a perfect person

Caitlin is the only ahren iv ever met

ahren by PeterMarkov January 29, 2008