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Freed The Beast 

The poo the morning after a night of heavy drinking (preferably a combination of draft beer/cheap mexican food for maximum payload), usually rather smelly and leaves everybody in close proximity to the washroom feeling absolutely ill.
(Guy 1)Dude, I just Freed The Beast all over Tom's bathroom!

(Guy 2) I know, I smelled it and just bucked all over myself!

(Guy 1) Righteous.
Freed The Beast by Studly333 December 14, 2008

Freed The Beast  

The poo the morning after a night of heavy drinking (preferably a combination of draft beer/cheap mexican food for maximum payload), usually rather smelly and leaves everybody in close proximity to the washroom feeling absolutely ill.
(Guy 1)Dude, I just Freed The Beast all over Tom's bathroom!

(Guy 2) I know, I smelled it and just bucked all over myself!

(Guy 1) Righteous.
Freed The Beast by Studly33 December 14, 2008

feed the beast 

to send a high-maintenance partner a text message in order to keep them sweet and avoid them getting upset that you are ignoring them.

Similar to a feeding a tamagotchi, you send these texts to keep the relationship alive.
A: You coming to the pub mate?
B: Yeah, of course. One minute though, I just gotta feed the beast first.
feed the beast by BiggyG June 6, 2010

Feed The Beast 

A mod pack for minecraft that adds 60+ mods and makes it more complex.
I got bored of minecraft so i downloaded feed the beast.
Feed The Beast by Crafter January 13, 2013

feed the beast 

Initiating / going through with a hookup that does nothing for you emotionally just because you're horny.
"Why did she go home with Paul last night? Does she even like him? Does anyone?"

"I think she just had to feed the beast."
feed the beast by 60622 September 4, 2006

Free the Beast 

When an unexpected, yet urgent need to take a dump arises and you must immediately drop everything you are doing to free the beast that wants to come out. Seeking the nearest toilet becomes priority, so much so, that you'd step on your own mother if she was in the way.
Dude, I know I'm late for that meeting but I have no time to worry, I'm poking cotton! Where's the nearest bathroom cuz I gotta Free the Beast!