Whitner 

Limerick equivalent of a whitey ie. when someone gets too sick from smoking too much hash.

Watch him he's pulling a f'n whitner.

Whitner by johnnynoears August 19, 2007

Whitner 

A person who is a legend in their own mind. A person that is truly convinced that all of the bullshit that comes from their mouth is a statement of fact and relevance. Basically, a complete fucking moron.

That guy is such a dick. He talks so much shit. What a Whitner!

Whitner by mishnel January 11, 2012

Whitner 

(Noun/Verb)

A Whitner is another name for someone who gets overly excited about nothing at all, or something they werent involved in. The term derives from Buffalo Bills safety Donte Whitner, who is quite possibly the worst player to ever suit up in the NFL. You can see him on sundays (unless its blacked out) on TV displaying his talents.

(Noun)-

Brian: Wow look at this Whitner going crazy over summer vacation.
Tim: It's December...
Brian: Exactly.

(Verb)-

Steve: I was Whitnering all over the field today!
Barry: Yea I saw that, you didnt even make a tackle.
Steve: Exactly.

Whitner by Billy Buffalo November 30, 2010

Whitney 

A beautiful, sophisticated woman. She enjoys respect and cute jestures. Buy her flowers and chocolates and she'll be yours forever. She deserves attention and is generally good at everything. She seems innocent but has a dirty mind. Of course she's gorgeous as she often wins and accomplishes everything. She loves everything and everyone, but don't piss her off or you'll think the world is ending. Normally her hair and eyes are gorgeous and she is one damn fine friend. Enjoy her and give her lots of compliments, she forgives easily, but you should always forgive her too. Love her unconditionally, never lead her on. She has an adventurous soul, appreciate it.
You are lucky if you meet one.

Why is Whitney so gorgeous? I am nothing but jelous.

Whitney by wishuknew January 19, 2013

Feeling Whitney 

A reference to Whitney Houston meaning to just lock yourself in a bad situation and continue to do bad things

“Lately I’ve just been feeling Whitney and I don’t know what to do.”

Feeling Whitney by Itzjuztme April 6, 2018

Weather Whiners 

People who will whine about the weather.

Why bring up the obvious just because your miserable or nothing else to say.
YESSSSSSSSSS

Weather Whiners are Unvigorous and negative when they whine about the weather. too hot too cold its raining its snowing its sunny don't matter what they aint happy YESSSSSSSSSS.

Weather Whiners by VIGOROUS JONESY October 27, 2009

Twisted Whitney 

Twisted Tea mixed with Pink Whitney. The drink that will have you feeling twisted by the end of the night.

Jon has had 4 Twisted Whitney's already. No fucks were given.

Twisted Whitney by Jellyfishin June 8, 2020