eyegasmic Share definition Flag Like an orgasm for the eyes. To see something beautiful that makes you want to shout/cry with joy. The painting was so eyegasmic I wanted to buy it. I was eyegasmicing when I saw the band's lead singer. eyegasmic by Kam April 26, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the eyegasmic mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch