The Gallagher

Its a sex move. When the guy is about to ejaculate, he pulls out his dick, lays it on top of the chicks stomach, and punches down on his dick like a hammer when he is busting.

Seed is spread all over the place, just not watermelon seed.

"Dude, she is totally easy, you could for sure give her The Gallagher tonight!"

The Gallagher by CaliBoy Twizzler October 25, 2009

gallagher to the balls 

1. A term used to describe a situation in which another has done something malicious to you
2. When the term 'breaking my balls' just doesn't suffice

Referring to the 1980's comedian who became well known for smashing watermelons with a large mallet on stage.

See gallagher

John : Hows the divorce goin'?
Matt : She got the house and my car. Just a gallagher to the balls.

Priest : DI me bro
Paly: I'm out of reagents
Priest : Gallagherin' my balls

gallagher to the balls by Riggzzz December 2, 2009

The Messy George Gallagher

Requires one naked virgin girl, one bunk bed, one large sheet of plastic, and three audience members.

Position the naked virgin on the bottom bunk so that she is on her stomach, her ass is in the air, and her legs are resting on the floor. Have the audience members placed directly behind her ass, sitting in folding chairs, and plastic at the ready. The man goes to the top bunk and positions himself so that he can somersault off the top bunk while hanging on to the bed frame, thus ensuring that he’ll swing toward the girl. Before doing this, the man must have an erection. The man swings down from the top bunk, aiming his penis so that it slides seamlessly into the girl’s vagina. With so much force behind the penis, the virgin’s cherry explodes all over the audience members, who put up the plastic shield and laugh hysterically.

"I always knew my first time would be special. I'm just so happy Todd was limber enough to do The Messy George Gallagher

The Messy George Gallagher by Chaz Palletz February 17, 2010