Florida Maelstrom
An enema consisting of Mountain Dew that has had marijuana marinating in it. Most Florida teens think this is a good way to prevent pregnancy.
"Did you hear about Jimmy? His girlfriend told him she might be pregnant, so he went home and gave himself a Florida Maelstrom!"
"Why did he do it to himself?"
"Never question the Florida Maelstrom."
"Why did he do it to himself?"
"Never question the Florida Maelstrom."
Florida Maelstrom by Dr. Cyborg August 28, 2011
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