Flossing the cat

something said to make out you are busy when really, you couldn't be further from it.

I would love to watch twilight with you but I'm Flossing the cat and anal bleaching the hamster..

Flossing the cat by facebookbloke July 21, 2011

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Flossing the cat

When you accidentally put your thong on backwards

I was rushing to leave a hookup’s place but I accidentally woke him up, he caught me flossing the cat.

Flossing the cat by Catdentist69 November 8, 2018

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