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make me tacos beaner 

Me: Make me tacos beaner
Friend: No you Dago
Me: Fuck you beaner
Friend: Go make me pizza
Me: Go pick beans

can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it? 

A question with no answer, if god can do everything then if he can make the taco that means he cannot eat the spiciest food, if he cannot make the taco that means that god cannot make a taco too spicy for him. lose lose situation.
I went to the church and told the priest, if god can do ANYTHING, can god make a taco so hot not even he can eat it? everyone stood there speechless with no answer, including the priest

go make a taco 

go make a taco is a phrase when someone has beef with youin which you end it.
oh,you got beef Phillip?Why don'y tou go make a taco.

National Make fun of your friend for not knowing about Taco Bell Day 

A day to make fun of those uneducated buffoons who dont know what Taco Bell is.

Date: February 16th
“National Make fun of your friend for not knowing about Taco Bell Day”
“hey dude.. You ever heard of Taco Bell?”
“Wtf is a Taco Bell I’m not in the USA idiot”
“Its February 16th, You know what that means,”
“SHUN THE NON BELIVER”