cressy

The only bitch in the world that is 100% honest 100% of the time. The best friend you will ever have! The worst enemy you will ever have! Cressy will whoop that ass if you fuck up!!

If you want real, get with Cressy!

cressy by Tha1nonly December 19, 2016

so cressy 

The next big thing in catch phrases. Basically, it means the same thing as crazy, it is just pronounced in a latina accent.

That tattoo is so ugly! You so cressy Mommy!

so cressy by ava555 June 20, 2011

ronnie cressy 

An Emo who likes girls called madi

Ronnie cressy has burns

ronnie cressy by Going just eimwnscne December 1, 2021

Karl Cresswell 

Buys a ps5 but won't purchase any games because he's a dog nonce and spends all his money on pedigree biscuits to lure the victims

I'm such a Karl Cresswell I had to poodles last night but couldn't play tdm.

Karl Cresswell by Blaineyp November 13, 2021

Cresscrap 

A really heightened sense of annoyance, dirtiness, and craziness

Waiting in heavy traffic fills me with cresscrap.

Cresscrap by David Cresswell October 10, 2019

Cresskill High School 

Basically the backup school for Asians and Jews if they don't make it to BCA. The architects of this school were probably drunk cause the building's one bigass floor. The high school is well known for the bathroom party couple years back.

A: Did u make it to BCA??
B: No, still stuck in Cresskill High School
A: Ur parents must be pissed at u...
B: They abandoned me

Cresskill High School by cress kill me October 20, 2017

Egg and Cress 

A haircut defined by a close crop on the sides with hair kept longer on the top, resembling someone growing cress in an egg. AKA a high and tight.

Oh hey, Scott, I see you’ve had an egg and cress.

Fuck you. Go and play on your gameboy.

Egg and Cress by Sp456 February 13, 2019