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Noun; pronunciation same as "TORQUE", thusly pronounced like "Pork" - (i.e. as in reference to a variable force produced by a motor engine. With a P.)

Def: The inherent, and often surprising strength/force of a large person (or hefty, chunky....chunky monkey), when applied to moving seemingly unmovable objects.
Jack: I had a quack attack when I saw that boulder moving!
Jane: A what? What do you mean you saw a boulder moving?
Jack: That fluffy dude just nudged that huge ass rock, and it shifted! He must have some porque, in addition to his sheer humanity.
Jane: Whatever. I'm hungry.
Porque by Stranger Blue Objects March 21, 2008
A severely incorrect way of asking "what are you talking about" or "what is it"
Porque?
Porque by Penguin March 9, 2003
porque es muy (fucking hell cant be fucking bothered speaking spanish anymore). fuck donald trump
porque
porque by CheezyClit69 January 1, 2021
Translation: "Why?"
Guy Anon 1: I totally banged your mom last night!

Guy Anon 2: PORQUE!
porque by omgwheee May 26, 2009
Fucking BECAUSE in spanish you homo
Me gustaría leer con mis amigos porque es muy guay
porque by SnuaX March 9, 2022

Porque no te callas? 

English translation: Why don't you shut up?

A remark made by the King of Spain when Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez repeatedly insulted and spoke over Spanish Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar calling him a "fascist" at the Cumbre Iberoamericana.

In reality, anyone with half a brain knows that the fascist dictator is actually Chavez himself.
Hugo Chavez: You are a fascist blah blah blah...

King of Spain: Porque no te callas?
Porque no te callas? by duh-nee December 15, 2007