Skip to main content

Gravelleur 

One who inserts gravel into their anus for pleasure.
Bob showed Steve he is a true gravelleur when he fisted a handful of gravel into his ass. “Oh yeah,” exclaimed Bob.
Gravelleur by AnorexicDildo July 15, 2021

Mike Gravel 

The 2008 presidential candidate with the biggest balls. Man, that guy has balls the size of his homestate (Alaska).

He has said stuff like, that the "war was lost the day that George Bush invaded Iraq on a fraudulent basis." He doesn't have his finger to the wind. He just tells the damn truth. He's like the little boy in the Emperor's New Clothes.

Gravel has a campaign video (you can find it on the internet) where he just stares into the camera for a good two minutes and then picks up a rock and throws it in a pond and just walks off.

Balls, I tell you!
Man, that Mike Gravel dude has some ginormous balls.

Gravel dick 

Gravel dick: This is an imaginary sexual act motivated by extreme hatred. The perpetrator develops an erection, then slathers their penis in crazy glue, followed by the application of copious amounts of aquarium gravel. The perpetrator then sodomizes the victim repeatedly causing torrential anal bleeding, and permanent anal incontinence. As this rather despicable act causes rather intense pain, and perhaps permanent injury to the perpetrator (as well as the victim) it portrays the depth of hatred towards the victim (i.e., I hate you so much I would do gravel dick on you). You have to really hate someone to do gravel dick on them. Most often used as a mental revenge fantasy against those in the work place. Somewhat comparable to donkey punch in that it is imaginary, and involves violent inappropriate sexual content.
Mark was so angry at his boss for blaming him for another's actions that he daydreamed about gravel dicking him for the rest of the afternoon.
Gravel dick by Semen Tower July 28, 2010

loose gravel aids 

When you have aids and your uterus is filled with gravel (small pieces of rock) and when you sneeze your gravel filled uterus shoots out.
"I have to go to the hospital. I think I have loose gravel aids."
loose gravel aids by Typesofaids December 13, 2016
(Grah-veh-doh-nee)
An Italian surname derived from northern Italy. Few remain in Italy, most of the family now resides in Michigan, Florida, and Wisconsin in the U.S.
His last name is Gravedoni.
Gravedoni by forzatus April 1, 2009

graveled 

(v.) - to place rocks in someone's shoe so when the shoe is put on and walked on pain is inflicted upon the wearer.

Note: First used in Scrubs.
Damn J.D., you've just been graveled!
graveled by kavik November 28, 2005