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Burglarsonarceny

Burglarsonarceny is the crime of burglary, arson, and larceny committed in one act. First committed (and coined) by Bender Bending Rodriquez of Futurama fame.
Phil committed burglarsonarceny. Now he gets to go to jail.
Burglarsonarceny by Stargoat August 26, 2013

Dirt Burglars 

Derogatory term for the University of Oklahoma, it's students and/or alumni. Based on the fact that a 'Sooner' is someone who cheated and jumped the gun when the US government gave away the useless land that makes up the state in 1889.
We're going to Dallas this weekend to watch our team kick the living crap out of the Dirt Burglars.
Dirt Burglars by LA Longhorn October 15, 2009

Burglars Elbow 

Like Fishermans Mouth, it is a horrific disease that claims the lives of hundreds of males every year.
Guy 1: Where the hell are Nick and Chris today?
Guy 2: Struck down with Burglars Elbow.
Guy 1: Damn. That sucks.
Burglars Elbow by SuperChris March 14, 2009

We've had Polish burglars 

A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.
Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.

That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.

We've had Polish burglars 

A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.
Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.

That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.