chest hair 

Since ancient times the chest hair has acted much like a chest antenna, allowing men to communicate with the cosmic force known as the man force. The more chest hairs a man has, the more at one he is with the man force. With every chest hair a man has increased chickdar (radar for lesbians, chick fights, and all threesome alumni), increased appreciation for bacon, better beard growing capability, and an exponentially increased love for espn. Chest hair was invented by Chuck Norris in the year 3046 BC.

gordon: hey bro, i am growing a new chest hair
percivel: i am happy for you man, that makes 42 right?
gordon: 42 and counting. by the way, i am sorry to hear about your last chest hair
percivel: ahhh, dont beat yourself up about it, im sure you didnt mean to shoot that firework at my chest
gordon: bad luck all around... or could be because your parents named you percivel

chest hair by magnus manbeard May 20, 2011

chest hair 

Grows on men and women??

Nice wig. Whats it made of? YOUR MUMS CHEST HAIR!

chest hair by chuff January 12, 2005

chest hair 

n. Any Manchester United supporter who's never been to Manchester.

A couple of chest hairs one can handle, but in large numbers they become quite tedious. Especially when they lose.

chest hair by crudely May 28, 2009

Chest Hair Friday 

When a hairy man decides to let loose on a Friday happy hour, letting his chest hair out in public so the bitches come flocking. The primary goal of this move is to get laid. He's kept it hidden all week but when work ends on Friday, it's Chest Hair Friday!

You see your buddy at the bar on a Friday night, chest hair out in the open, and he's talking to a girl. You come over and say, "it's Chest Hair Friday!"

Chest Hair Friday by Chesthairfriday July 27, 2013

Chest hair fondling 

An important operatic move, perfected by the great tenor, Plácido Domingo. closely related to tenorial rolling on the ground

"I now determine whether an opera is a chest hair fondling opera or a furniture abuse opera."

Chest hair fondling by LaDonnaMobile September 13, 2008

chest hair supreme 

Waking up after a long night of drinking to find a half eaten burrito supreme on your chest, without any recollection of purchasing said burrito supreme. May or may not be your burrito, but you still heat it up in the morning and consume it anyway.

Rob was shit-faced last night i heard he woke up with a chest hair supreme!

Bro, why did you let me go to t bell i woke up with a chest hair supreme!

Not again, dammit! another chest hair supreme!

chest hair supreme by slidaz March 5, 2009

your mom's chest hair 

-Often used in place of your mom.
-Derived from the motion picture Mean Girls.

Dad: Who is this?
Kayla: your mom's chest hair

your mom's chest hair by broyce August 8, 2008