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fuzzy doorknob 

The act of supergluing pubic hair to a door handle, covering it entirely.
The boys in 402 are gonna have a fun time getting back in their room; Michael gave them a fuzzy doorknob.

Door fuzz 

Fuzz is a common slang term for police. Door fuzz is a correctional officer as they check on inmates through the windows in cell doors.
The door fuzz saw me shove something under my mattress and searched me for contraband.