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1. an extremely beautiful, intelligent, and unique woman who all women want to be and all men want to get with, but she is of much too high a moral standing to do those kinds of things (anymore).

2. aka "boss lady", one who has the natural ability to run shit. don't hate, just appreciate.

3. the life of the party
Our group was so boring before Sara came along and showed us how to really party! She is a real Laquiza!
Laquiza by moobymoo March 28, 2011
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The most snake ass bitch you will ever meet. She’s such a badass that all the other ghetto girls wish to be her. Her weave looks like a rusted fish net. Your first impression of her may be that she’s a thot, but looks can be deceiving.
Damn, did you see Laquifa yesterday? She’s such a badass, I wish she was my bae.
Laquifa by you wish you could be me November 20, 2018
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Ghetto Ma ; or a fly ass bitch; someone who is fresh to death, ain't afraid of nobody, & is also beautiful & fine.
That's my Laquita, what up gurl !!!!!!!!!!!!!
laquita by *Bibi* March 7, 2007
The most snake ass bitch you will ever meet. Her weave looks like an aged fish net with those raggedy ass knots. She dead legs people until they break. She is not afraid to yaga your we’ve so watch out. (She also wears James charles make up a lot)
Laquifa dragged bonquiqui all the way to China by her weave.
Laquifa by Cmcgarity18 December 12, 2018
A woman who farts like an elephant. "Kitas" as they are known tend to have an over active anal gland that causes extremely powerful gas bubbles. Most are very good at investigations, but tend to miss work due to their gastric complications.
Damn....was that you LAQUITA?
laquita by El Doctor Gasso January 15, 2010
Laquioa is a name for a stud . They pull all the females and is not to be fucked with . They smoke all the time . They also want to be in the army . If you don’t have a Laquioa in your life than was is your life .
Laquioa is sexy
laquioa by Yommi November 22, 2021
Laquioa is a name for a stud . They pull all the females and is not to be messed with . They smoke all the time . They also want to be in the army . If you don’t have a Laquioa in your life than was is your life .
Laquioa is sexy
laquioa by Yommi November 22, 2021