The Nookie 

What I did it all for

"The Nookie" is a song by the craptacular Limp Bizkit

The Nookie by ohshnap April 11, 2009

caught with his hand in the nookie jar 

This describes a man caught in a sex scandal with women.

The show host was caught with his hand in the nookie jar and fired.

caught with his hand in the nookie jar by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2017

caught with your hand in the nookie jar 

when a married/taken person is caught having hot monkey sex in a cheap motel or other locale with someone other than their SO. especially applies to congressmen and famous people.

hillbilly 1: well John Edwards, i reckon you really got caught with your hand in the nookie jar.

John Edwards: i reckon.

caught with your hand in the nookie jar by Ben Bow October 12, 2008

Caught with your hand in the nookie jar 

When you are fingering a girl and someone walks in on you.

Friend: "Dude I can't believe you got caught with your hand in the nookie jar! Your girlfriend must be so embarrased...and your mom lol."

You:(Face Palm)

Caught with your hand in the nookie jar by Sir SnAdEr September 7, 2010

nookie in the jar 

a distorted but clever mis-read of "in the nookie jar" typically committed by non-native english speakers, lazy readers and people who get really excited by the word "nookie," but which has valid usage:

1. covert nookie
2. covert expression of nookie
3. a doubly emphatic expression of the same
4. the version of "caught with your hand in the nookie jar" that doesn't involve being caught
5. surprise nookie

"me and my boyfriend are taking a car trip...you know, a little nookie in the jar."

"i'm going to surprise her on her birthday: a little wine, some candles, and i've got a extra-special stash of nookie in the jar"

nookie in the jar by Dontcallme Illcallyou November 13, 2009

thewookiegod 

Biggest, Baddest mutha fucker you will ever see in your life. Don't fuck with him. America did once, and he punished America with hippies.

Thewookiegod > Jesus, Chuck Norris, Lo-Pan, Maddox, and Gary Brolsma combined.

thewookiegod by Starkerwulf November 23, 2007

thewookiegod 

The opposite of the below definition.

Thewookiegod is a pussy.

thewookiegod by Thewookiegod November 27, 2007