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Beefy 5 Layer Burrito 

The holy supreme of all burritos
I just got 10 beefy 5 layer burritos from taco bell and obtained a god complex

Squeeze the burrito

Dude, I'll be back in 30 minutes, I gotta go squeeze the burrito.

Bowser's Big Bean Burrito 

One of the most challenging levels in all of Mario Maker. A true test of skill that can only be beaten by a elite gamers. Legends say that obtaining the World Record for this level while blindfolded, will grant them the legendary item of spaghetti and meatballs.
But can you beat Bowser's Big Bean Burrito?

3am burrito challenge

You guys wanna come over on Friday to do the 3am burrito challenge?

Pulling a Berrios 

When your wacking your slim jim, your tiny meatballs, your itty bitty never seen a titty dick in THE SCHOOL GYM. Or beating off in school in general, especially to ANIME OR A HORROR MOVIE. Even worse, sniffing your hand afterward DISGUSTING.
Yo whats that kid doing?
I think hes pulling a berrios.
Oh yep he just sniffed his hand.
Pulling a Berrios by TheCwispyJew October 27, 2022

burrito test 

A test used to find out if a particular facility is an institution. Used primarily by disability advocates.

If you can't get up at 3 am and microwave yourself a burrito, it is one.

For clarification, the question is about being allowed to do this if you choose to do so, not about wheather or not this is something you'd want to do.

It's about wheather you have the freedom to control when you eat and make other basic decisions about yourself and your actions that free human beings over the age of like 8 are generally considered to have as natural rights.
Most group homes don't pass the burrito test.
burrito test by The TCC April 22, 2020