LOLSPLAT

People who cross the street while texting.

I rode across San Francisco today. LOLSPLAT at every other intersection. Please, take me back to Oakland where people have better excuses for wandering into traffic.

LOLSPLAT by langstraad March 9, 2011

lolisplate 

a narcissistic young adult who likes wet bread and their life’s purpose is to be a discord admin on an obscure server

“who’s that annoying girl that whips people and natesfate trapped in his basement?”
“oh thats just lolisplate”

lolisplate by uncappedsquash September 4, 2022

lolspatch 

lolspatch - another word for Steri-Strips (skinny band-aids). Used when you laugh out loud so that the sides of your mouth split and the blood comes out.

Dude 1 - Hey that was a funny joke - ha ha ha ha ha

Dude 2 - Hey where is that red water coming from?

Dude 1 - Hey my mouth hurts from Lots Of Laughing Out Loud

Dude 2 - Hey you're bleeding. Let me join the flesh back together with a lolspatch

Dude 1 - Hey that was a funny joke - HA HA HA HA HA
Dude 2 - Hey where is that red water coming from?
Dude 1 - Hey my mouth hurts from Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
Dude 2 - Hey you're bleeding. Let me join the torn flesh back together with a lolspatch

lolspatch by Swatter Tom April 5, 2015

lolsplain

To explain the humour of a joke to the author or person responsible for it, or to explain how it could be funnier.

Marty tried to make a joke at the pub, and Frank full on lolsplained it.

lolsplain by dreddy June 11, 2015