Fast Eddie

HELLO... A Tie dyed "rainbow warrior" often seen anywhere hippies congregate. Commonly seen with a white haired Santa looking hippie collecting roaches from one of many "young bucks" or asking them to drive whatever disgusting box on wheels happens to be carrying them across the country. Can be heard saying such phrases as "Hey young buck, how much money do you owe me?", "Family Fluff", or "Good doses make you fall asleep."

See also Feddie Eddie

Did you hear what Fast Eddie made Wyatt do at the rainbow gathering?

Fast Eddie by Pu-pu-pu-puddles June 28, 2010

Fast Eddie

The result of either a)richuals b) shots c)chugging or d)a mixture of the above on one such individual widely known as Sooass. Usually accompanied by his accomplice 'Dick', Fast Eddie becomes red in the face, makes inappropriate comments to females in the vicinity, dances as if he's on speed, and wakes up in an unknown location usually with no memory of the night before.

Did you guys see Fast Eddie grabbing boobs, doing the robot, puking in the cab, ripping his clothes off and pouring drinks on himself? It was hilarious, I can't wait to party with Fast again.

Fast Eddie by Dick November 22, 2004

fast eddie

The act of a female orally stimulating a males nipples while simultaneously manually stimulating his member, often resulting in a "fast" orgasm.

Yeah, I didn't realize it, but I'm into "fast eddies."

fast eddie by derbyroller April 20, 2008

Fast Eddie

A sexual act whereby the male mounts a female, dogie style, and inserts middle and ring fingers of each hand into her mouth and pulls back as though one were pulling up on the reigns of a horse. The primary goal of this maneuver is to keep a talkative, annoying female from ruining the sexual experience.

That girl is kind of cute, but just runs on with the mouth and talks too much. I'd have to "Fast Eddie" her.

Fast Eddie by FastEddie73 February 22, 2011

Fast Eddie

The act of knocking a man unconcious, preferably with a punch, then proceeding to suck his dick. Often performed in prisons.

Tyrone saw Jamaal leaving the shower, so he snuck up behind him and pulled a fast Eddie

Fast Eddie by Ojdidit January 12, 2014

Fast Eddie

Taking a shit and then using the shower head to cleanse yourself.

Did you hear Ed in the bathroom, he just did a Fast Eddie.

Fast Eddie by Freedom Tears December 6, 2019

Fast Eddie

Blowjob on a ladder

I was servicing a window the other day and this dude's wife gave me a Fast Eddie.

Fast Eddie by ed3000 August 20, 2016