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buck-shot-asshole 

When your ass creates a poop that causes a shaken champaign bottle effect. This is usually induced by mass amounts of beer the night before. Tacos and other messy foods do not create such a shit because they leave the fecal mater very runny where there needs to be a build up of solid shit to clog the sphincter followed by pure liquid.
Axel had a bad case of buck-shot-asshole after two dollar Tuesday.

Dude cant hang out got a bad case of buck-shot-asshole.

Asshole Shots 

A really bad shot, throw, or pass in a sporting event. A major brick.
Taylor, quit it with the asshole shots and serve the birdie!
Asshole Shots by mcniggleston December 30, 2010

Asshole shotgun

When you have a full ass of popcorn turds and you launch them everywhere.
"Dang I accidentally pulled off a asshole shotgun yesterday"

God Damn Cunt-Fucked Piece of AssholeShit 

A phrase used to slander someone you have extreme hatred for, but when you want to avoid anything racial.
Should be used only in extreme situations where you cannot think of any other swear word and are so over the top pissed of you damn near shit your own pants.
Damn you Jeff, you god damn cunt-fucked piece of assholeshit, how dare you fuck my wife and eat my sisters pussy.

assholeshitfucker 

Derogatory name for anal sex ultra-enthusiast.
“You have no tits and a tight slit!” Get off my back you assholeshitfucker!