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A newly defined term for a piece of poo that is mostly submerged under water, save for a small portion at one end. It appears to be treading water, hence the name.
Honey, I dropped a treader this morning. I'm not sure what that means about my gastrointestinal health, but it can't be that bad. I love you.
Treader by Dzimi September 26, 2019
As in " Dont tread in me". A Treader is someone that believes they will have to rise up against the government with their AK47s and protect all of the other CNN watching bootlickers from the same people that faked the moon landing. They also say 'murica!
I found out he was a Treader when he showed me his stash of guns with Fox news blaring in the background.
Treader by BecauseUnicorns April 15, 2020
A fat person, someone very fat (you can use this word if you don’t wanna call someone fat to their face just say “your a fucking treader)
“Yo look a that treader over there!” 😂
Treader by Princess Pussy xox October 6, 2019

carpet treader 

See waster, basically an estate ageny term for a person who just likes to look at houses to be nosy, with no intention to buy.
carpet treader by Wise Man July 14, 2003

Fat Treader 

One who is of a large size and as they walk, tread their own fat.
A 50st man with more ripples than a swimming pool. Therefore he is a fat treader.
Fat Treader by Scoot_Unleashed April 26, 2006

cock treader 

A cock treader is someone who steals girls from another guy, usually (but not always) just to piss the other guy off.
"Dom picked up this hot girl in the club, and was convinced that he staying at her place tonight, but I totally trod on his cock and now Dom is going home alone! I didn't even like that skank bitch!"

Guy #1 "Dude I finally had the balls to ask her out for a drink, and she said yes!"

Guy #2 "Damn shes hot, i might just have to have her for myself!"

Guy #1 "Man you're such a cock treader!"
cock treader by MakaveLee December 30, 2008