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Mexican meat sweats 

The name for the condition you find yourself in when you have imminent blowout diarrhea and are in the last steps of a hurried dash to the nearest toilet.
I totally had the Mexican meat sweats yesterday and blew up the bathroom at Guitar Center."
Mexican meat sweats by carlmarks January 3, 2015

mexican meatloaf 

The act of taking a shit on a cookie sheet and baking it in the oven. This can be an act of revenge or an act of hate. This first known example of this act happened in Tucson, AZ on a warm fall night at a UofA house party.
Man, some asshole came to my party and baked a mexican meatloaf! Fucker.
mexican meatloaf by Cram the Man December 2, 2010

mexican meat hat 

when a ladys legs are pulled apart an her vagina is pull over your head like a hat ear to ear
this girl ate me with that mexican meat hat
mexican meat hat by dimebag04 June 11, 2011

Mexican Meat Rinse 

The Mexican Meat Rinse is a variation of the Mexican Shower. It is similar to the Mexican Shower in that it comes into play when you are rushing out the door after having sex. It differs from the Mexican Shower in that you concentrate your washing on that part of the anatomy most directly involved with the sex (i.e. the "Meat"). With no time for a proper shower, the next best thing is a Mexican Meat Rinse. This term is most appropiately used when two or more sex partners are involved in the same day (see example).
Dude, after sleeping with Dope, I shot over to Chewey's house. Luckily, I had time for a Mexican Meat Rinse...
Mexican Meat Rinse by inaka June 11, 2006

Mexican Meatball Sub 

When a man fits his cock between a femals tits while she is laying down the female rubs her boobs back and fourth while another girl takes a shit on the girls chest making it look like a meatball sandwhich
Mexican Meatball Sub by wld153 January 15, 2014

Mexican metal detector 

My Gardner was using a Mexican metal detector out side
Of my bed room while I was trying to sleep