Cabbage Muff 

A term originated in New Jersey to put down an opposing Jersey bitch in an argument. Many people do not understand what this means, but then again...

It's a Jersey thing.

Jersey Whore 1: Are you insulting my family?
Jersey Whore 2: Shut up ya gabage!
Jersey Whore 1: No, ya gabage ya cabbage muff!

Cabbage Muff by dickmasterflex October 15, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

It's a Jersey thing.

After getting a ticket, she called the parking cop muff cabbage.

Muff Cabbage by -Nobody- October 15, 2010

muff cabbage 

1. A huge, gaping maw of a vagina with not only inner and outer labia, but several folds of skin in between said labial regions, resembling a cabbage; quite possibly smells like old rancid cabbage as well.

2. Non-sensical term coined by South Park's episode called "It's a Jersey thing". Mostly uttered in anger.

Angry hair dresser: That whore is gah-bage! That muff cabbage thinks she's hot shit, but she's just nothing, she's just a cabbage!!

Innocent bystander: What the fuck is muff cabbage?!

Angry hair dresser: (shrugs) It's a Jersey thing.

muff cabbage by girlofglycerine October 16, 2010

Muff Cabbage 

(muff gar-bage) NOUN

Vulgar term for a woman's horribly overused, flappy, gaping, pungent, bacterial-vaginosis infested vagina.

Instead of saying "muff garbage", clowns from New Jersey sound like they're saying "muff cabbage" because of their ridiculous accent. Coined by a recent episode of South Park entitled "It's a Jersey Thing" in which they make a parody of the useless wastes of life who appear in the show "Jersey Shore" Which should never be watched by anyone. Ever.

"YOU'RE GAH-BIDGE! YOU'RE MUFF CABBAGE! YOU GOT CABBAGE IN YUH MUFF! YOU GOT CABBEGE.. IN.. YOUR.. MUFF!!!"

"Mom, Dad.. What is MUFF CABBAGE?"

Muff Cabbage by robin steele October 21, 2010

muff cabbage 

a negative term for female genitalia, specifically an unpleasant-smelling vagina, covered by an excess of pubic hair

Gina often clashed with the other women in New Jersey, because of her offensive muff cabbage.

muff cabbage by Rusanova October 20, 2010

muff cabbage 

A variation of muff garbage. It is a mix of lint, pubic hair, and used toilet paper stuck in an unwashed, or dirty vagina. The mixture can get caught in the back of the throat when going down on an unclean vagina. Can cause gagging or choking.

When the word garbage is pronounced by jerseyites "garbage" actually sounds like "cabbage".

I choked on muff cabbage after going down on Snooki's dirty vagina.

muff cabbage by FreakNasty Trent October 19, 2010

muff cabbage 

A term used by people from the Jersey Shore in South Park. A derogatory term, meaning someone who has a dirty, overfucked vagina.

Pauly: Yo that bitch is such a muff cabbage!
Ted: What's a muff cabbage?
Pauly: You wouldn't understand; it's a jersey thing.

muff cabbage by (not)PeepingTom October 16, 2010