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He is infamous for causing fender benders in his relentless efforts to meet smoking hot women! He makes sure everyone knows he's a non-conformist, and hates everything mainstream except Lady Gaga. He collects juicy quotes to use to make himself sound like an intellectual. He's a good listener, but also very judgmental. Great teeth!
You are being such a Brian H right now!
Brian H by Honda Girl 1985 October 9, 2010
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Brian Haner Jr. 

Lead guitarist for Avenged Sevenfold

stage name: Synyster Gates

Has extensive work of tattoos on his body.
Also has a few piercings (nose and ears, etc?).

Is known for being one of THE best lead guitarists. Also has excellent Solos. A few examples demonstrated in the following songs: "To End the Rapture", "Bat Country", "Unholy Confessions" and "Chapter Four"
A. Brian Haner Jr. is such a hottie!

B. Brian is my idol. He has inspired me to learn how to play the guitar.

C. Not only is Brian smokin' hot, but he is also one of the best guitarists!
Brian Haner Jr. by Lady_Kalakaz January 21, 2009

brian harvey 

Stealth sexual act. To sneak into a persons bedroom and fondle their face whilst they are unconscious as described in the lines "I touch your face while you are sleeping" sang by Brian Harvey in the East 17 Christmas number one single 'stay now'
Example 1

Edward: I secretly love my flatmate so I hide then 'Brian Harvey' her most nights.
Paul : Has she ever woken up?
Edward : No
Paul : Result

Example 2

Derek drank so much gin last night he passed out on the floor so we all gave him a 'Brian harvey'.... with our COCKS!!!!
brian harvey by des_glasgow January 17, 2011

brian holland 

White trash never accepting responsibility. Diabetic Gravy syrup smoothy drinking mother fucker. One who steals his parents house and makes them live in a trailer w their molesting transgender boy thing.
I once felt bad for diabetics until I met brian holland.
brian holland by $1400 October 12, 2017

Brian Hendrickson 

Did you see that man hold the door open for that woman?
Yeah, he's a true Brian Hendrickson.

brian haner 

Synyster Gates of Avenged Sevenfold's father. Also a very talented guitarist who brought his son up to do the same. Can be seen in Achmed's Jingle Bombs video as the "guitar guy."
Dude 1: Do you know who Brian Haner is?
Dude 2: Of course I do. He's Syn Gates' father, and a kickass guitarist.

Brian Hondorp 

The epitome of what a real man is. One of the nicest guys you will ever meet; and has is one good looking, crazy smart guy. Almost every girl that meets him falls for him. But he is just a "Friendly" NICE Guy.
Bro, your pulling a "Brian Hondorp" right now.... Ally is totally crushing on you, you stud.
Brian Hondorp by crazyguyAL January 31, 2009