Eccles

an expression of joy/happiness. must be used with a big smile and slight head tilt

person 1-"So i bought a fleet of buses yesterday."

person 2-"eccles!"

person 1-"totally"

Eccles by bicbrightlinerorange March 18, 2009

Eccles

Full of absolute nitbags who clean toilets in spoons for a .1 of B

Person 1: have u ever heard of eccles

Person 2: yes don’t go to eccles the nitties will rob ur shoes

Eccles by Ecclesman January 7, 2021

Eccles

This smelly town is full of nittys with two teeth that suck each other’s arse the scruffs of the town sit by Eccles Rec bumming eachother until they bleed

Fuck Eccles it’s dirtyyy

Eccles by Fuck eccles January 7, 2021

Eccles Cake 

An Eccles Cake is a native of the Lancashire town of Eccles.
Eccles Cakes are very closely related to the neighbouring Salfordians but like to maintain their own identity. The Eccles accent is not unlike the Salford and 'North' Manchester accent but retains an ever so slight bit of Lancashire Twang (or yonner speak) though this is expected to die out totally in the near future.
Eccles cake pastimes include looking for things to steal (usually in affluent neighbouring areas such as Monton and Worsley as there is nothing worth stealing in Eccles) ,looking for people to do harm to and getting very drunk. Many do spend most of their days going about practising these ancient pastimes.

Eccles cake: "Now den felloh, cud ah cadge a bifta off yoh?"
Person: "Sorry, I only have one left"
Eccles cake: "Wot Ya Nob-ed, giz a cig now ya wool!!"
Person: "Fuck off!!"
Eccles Cake: "Sort it!"

Eccles Cake by Dwayne R October 18, 2006

Eccles cake 

A term used to describe a native of the town of Eccles about 6 miles west of Manchester, England.

Look at that smartly dressed young chap over there, he's got class, he must be an eccles cake.

Eccles cake by Bigethovdaceth February 7, 2005

George eccles 

A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY

START THE RESCUE HELICOPTER

HEY!
BUILD THE HELICOPTER AND OFF TO THE RESCUE

PREPARE THE LIFELINE, LOWER THE STRETCHER AND MAKE THE RESCUE

THE NEW EMERGENCY COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY

George eccles :I have fallen into a river in lego city

Man 2:HEY

Man 3:build the rescue helicopter

George eccles by William willy February 29, 2020

Uncle eccles 

A redneck that smokes That cigars

Uncle Eccles give my that cig

Uncle eccles by Orman February 14, 2017