Matt Damon 

the modern Renaissance Man; most notable for his godlike acting ability, the capability to make weapons out of any household object, and the power to rid the thirst of all African Children.

Deliver unto us Matt Damon, so that we may make it through this times of great peril and and ultimate judgement.

Matt Damon by theworldneedsmatt July 27, 2010

matt damon 

Someone who always has to be THE MAN in a movie. Usually supernaturally smart.

(except in Team America LOL)

Matt Stone and Trey Parker are right. It's about time Matt Damon looked like an ugly dumbass on the big screen

matt damon by John Kerry is a good dad January 14, 2005

matt damon 

One of Hollywood's 'pretty boys' who proved that he's actually a good actor with 'The Bourne Identity', and will most likely continue to prove this with TBI's two upcoming sequels, 'The Bourne Supremacy' and 'The Bourne Ultimatum'.

The Bourne Identity kicked a lot of ass.

matt damon by AJAW July 18, 2004

Matt Damon 

Easily the best actor in anything ever, perhaps challenged only by his best friend and homie Ben Affleck. He’s also an excellent writer, producer, husband, father, and is really really handsome. He’s so cool, guys.

You have to see the new Matt Damon movie, it was so cool and awesome and cool!

I normally don’t watch movies, but I always will for Matt Damon, that dude’s really cool and everyone loves and respects him!

Matt Damon by officialmattdamon February 25, 2021

matt damon 

A cry of exultation by a member of the winning side when an online battle has finished. Taken from the movie "Team America", where the actor's puppet can only comically spout his own name, "Matt Damon!!!!" is typed out at the end of a round just before a new one starts. Team Speak members can be heard echoing the name "Matt Damon" after it appears on the screen.

player a :gg
player b:gg
player c: vgg
player d: Matt Damon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Team Speak "Matt Damon..." "matt damon..."

matt damon by heyheyheya August 17, 2010

matt damon 

A term used for when someone does something stupid or generally acts in a retarded manner.

Originates from the film Team America where a puppet of the actor Matt Damon is portrayed as stupid and slow, saying the words 'Maatt Daamon' in a voice that collaborates with this.


Example:

- guy falls down the last two stairs when meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time -

'Scott get up, you're such a matt damon'

team americamatt damonretardeddumbass

matt damon by penny21 April 9, 2009

matt damon 

N. An actor from Massachusetts who attended Harvard University and wrote the screenplay of the movie in which he gained his fame. He has won 2 Academy Awards and 2 Golden Globes and the screenplay he wrote received "Best Original Screenplay". He also happens to be gorgeous.

1. Oh my gosh look at that guy, he's so fine he reminds me of Matt Damon.

2. Well Ben's a good actor but he sure isn't Matt Damon

matt damon by greencandle January 9, 2005