cannonballized 

When one is engaged in doggy style in the backseat of a moving vehicle with the windows down and finishes by slamming into their partner hard enough to force them through the window at a passing vehicle.

Guy #1: "Remember that time you cannonballized Ali?"
Guy #2: "I'm glad we weren't moving that fast when it happened."

cannonballized by Namenlosen June 14, 2017

Cannonballed 

When drunk on shots and the mind doesn't know we're your going but your legs get you there anyway

" I've had a bad week lets get cannonballed tonight WHOO"

Cannonballed by Billbo998 November 6, 2015

cannonballed 

When someone intentionally fucks up another person's chances because of laziness or out of self-interest.

The head-hunter cannonballed my job application because she couldn't trust that I would stay in the position for more than 3 months conflicting with her company policy.

cannonballed by Persius April 4, 2007

Cannonballed 

When you take a dump and the impact between the turd and the water splashed you in the butt or testicles.

"I took a dump and it totally cannonballed my nuts"

Cannonballed by Watts83 May 8, 2014

Cannonballed 

See; Angry Pirate
When the aforementioned act is performed by two men on a single woman target at the same time, therefor, a double-team Angry Pirate. Thus, leading to "Cannonballed", which is often exclaimed after the act.

"Dude, we banged this chick last night, but she wasn't into creampies, so we fuckin' CANNONBALLED her!"

Cannonballed by Sam'n'Mike December 22, 2008

Cannonballed 

When a property owner knowingly reroutes dirty water (toilet water, dirty shower water, dirty sink water after doing dishes, etc) to the shower. Causing visitors to take showers in gross smelly water. Typically done at cheap motels and trailer parks.

Dude, what’s with the shower? The water smells gross.

It’s a cheap motel bro, they cannonballed the plumbing system.

Cannonballed by Ryyanrun August 29, 2023