pudgy fuck

Someone who loves indulging in gay anal or oral sex. Typically a jungle bunny. Pudgy fucks also typically have nappy dreads that smell like shit.

Have you met that Shawn Store's kid?

Yeah, he is a real pudgy fuck.

pudgy fuck by Oh yeah yeah August 11, 2010

pudge fuck 

very much like titty fucking except the man inserts his penis between 2 rolls of fat on a woman's body (usually between love handles and belly fat) and fucks it.

"You're about a Twinkie away from a pudge fuck, you should go on a diet."

pudge fuck by sagegage October 11, 2007

jack-fucking-puddyfuck 

Nothing, absolutely nothing...zero, zilch, nada...and it pisses you off.

(While playing cards):
Observer: "What do you have in your hand?"
Player: "I got jack-fucking-puddyfuck!"
(Calling someone on the phone):
Person 1: "What are you doing tonight?"
Person 2: "Jack-fucking-puddyfuck...that's what I'm doing!"

jack-fucking-puddyfuck by Char H January 29, 2006

puddyfuckmallow 

A warm, chewy, gooey vanilla center surrounded by fried lima beans on a bed of warm llama piss

I love to eat puddyfuckmallows when I have german guests over

puddyfuckmallow by CheeseEatingFreaks August 29, 2003