The most beautiful person to ever walk the planet. She's bubbly, kind funny, and will never stop making you laugh. Siala is a one-of-a-kind person that makes everyone around her smile and get a serotonin overload. If you ever find yourself alone and sad, just go find Siala frolicking in a field and your day will be made. Siala is the kind of person to makes you laugh at all the bad things in your life. She's a goddess and a curly-haired queen. Never give up on Siala as she will never give up on you. Don't ever take her for granted.
PERSON 1: 'holy wow who's thatsexy beast walking down the corridor?"
PERSON 2: ' duh that's Siala, the cutest cutie in the world'
PERSON 1: 'ohhhhh that makes sense!"
(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**
Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
a meme from a gay porn scene where two guys are fucking in front of a woman who is enjoying her salad. she responds with "are you serious? right in front of my salad?" it is used to express annoyance when someone is doing something totally inappropriate in front of your eyes.