straight face 

Showing that one is completely serious.

Lindsay Lohan's performance in I Know Who Killed Me sucked; she couldn't say one thing with a straight face.

straight face by dilary huff August 12, 2007

straight face 

when one goes beyond the point of rage and can only make a blank expression or "straight face" due to the severe silent fury building up inside them.

Dude: Hey dude what movie we going to see?

Bro: Predators

Dude: aw, can't we go see twilight eclipse insted?

Bro: (inhails deeply with blank expression while face turns blood red face) i just straight faced so hard i think i need to go to the hospital

straight face by cqcBRO July 20, 2010

Straight Face 

Dead Serious.

You are Dumb... Straight Face. I'm not smiling :-/

Straight Face by Chaptaz July 20, 2009

straight face 

Meaning to keep a "striaght face"during conversation or any type of activity.

Let's ride out to Shawty's crib, I'll sho nuff straight face that bitch.

straight face by Lady Raerae May 11, 2006

straight face 

The act of a male receiving oral intercourse whilst the giving partner does not use their hands in any way. Usually performed by woman with low self-confidence and no gag reflex.

Hey look! That girl Adrian knows is giving everybody straight face!!

straight face by ballsdeep2786 December 9, 2008

Straight Face 

A type of face usually made by online video chatters. This face suggest that masturbation is being had somewhere where you can not see. The suggestion is strong however, and with most people, you know they're really just whacking it down there.

*Video chatting on 4Chan*
*Silent face after silent face*
"God damn... These guys and girls are just their practicing straight faces"

Straight Face by mrstraightface June 20, 2011

Straight Face 

A face that is not gay

People that are not gay has a straight face

Straight Face by .ayano aishi. August 15, 2019