Status Shark
Status Shark by Chode45 July 4, 2010
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An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)
Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.
Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.
Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark
Person 2: What a stats shark
stats shark by buttfingerer September 18, 2025
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