leathered

Very drunk, completely intoxicated.

I was leathered last night.

leathered by Olly August 30, 2003

leathered

When you have pissed off someone so badly that instead of calling you and bitching you out, they write an email or IM that is pages long and book worthy.

This fine document is deserving of a nice leather binding and even gold embossing. It should be placed nicely in your library at home and showed off to everyone that visits.

Pillz: HAHA omg I just copy/pasted what you told me to Winders, you were not supposed to tell me that info and he is going to be so pissed off. Prepare to be leathered.. HAHAHHA f'ing standard

1337c0d3d00d: Thanks fag.

Pillz: yo, check it out.. 'Winders is typing..' HAHAHA

leathered by 1337c0d3d00d March 22, 2013

leathered

To get badly hurt and subsequently lose in a fight.Also: Paggered, Battered, Kicked in, Cunt Kicked In, fucked up

" I got fuckin Leathered last night, my jaw got well and truly rapped "

leathered by John Gaskell March 8, 2004

leathered

To be stoned passed movement; To have taken too much cannabis and the ability to move no longer exists.

Fuck that, i'm too leathered to move.

leathered by Lardy July 19, 2003

leathered

leathered (adj). a state of trouble. trouble itself is leather. derived from the room (30/01/22)

my post ain't here, so i got 4 dianas coming to the crib. pffff we won't get leathered vro.

leathered by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022

leathered to the jimmys

To be severely intoxicated with alcohol.

I went out with some friends last night and had way too much to drink. By the end of the night I was leathered to the jimmys.

leathered to the jimmys by umustbehigh September 29, 2013

Leathered as a handlebar 

Being in a state of of extreme drunkenness, but unable to vocalise the much more reasonable, 'Leathered as a handbag". i.e: the inability to identify the real phrase of the moment, instead reeling off many similar sounding phrases.

Any variation of the above is acceptable.
i.e: Leathered as a satchel
Satcheled as a handle bag,
Handlebaged as a leather.
Most variants are welcome.

"Mate, are you going to come on the beers tonight?"

"No thank you mate, I'm leathered as a handlebar".

Leathered as a handlebar by Anti Valmont December 2, 2009