brampire

When bitten by a brampire 12 hours after the infection causes the urge to buy polos sperrys and golf shorts. 16 hours after infection words like bro sweet wicked legit and classy spray out somewhere in every sentence. 24 hours after they are completely turned and become a total douche bag.

Dude have you seen cody?
Yea I think he got bit by a brampire.
How do you know?
He's wearing polo shoes!

brampire by neeshabroochil64 June 22, 2010

Blampire 

A Blonde Vampire.

Ali said, "I was at the KE$HA concert last night and I thought she was sprinkling glitter on the stage, but it turns out it was blood..."

Bjorn, "Oh, don't you know that KE$HA is a Blampire?"

Blampire by Aliwishus April 4, 2013

bampire 

a baby vampire (baby + vampire = bampire); refers to nocturnal or crepuscular infants with milk digestion issues (we know what they really want... BLOOD)

Because the bampire had not yet grown his fangs, his grandmother opened a vein for him.

bampire by Ingrid Crantz April 11, 2011

Bampire 

Someone who you dont know if they are a vampire, but they totally could be

Hey Verita, Alex is totally a vampire.
Well maybe Fox, but for now he is just a Bampire

Bampire by Limp_potat January 20, 2020

Blampire 

a mixture of bat and octopus in which smells like cheese.

What's that smell? Oh my gosh it's a blampire!!

Blampire by Blampire101 December 10, 2011