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Dick Shift 

When a man uses his hand to move his penis in the H-Pattern of a manual or "Stick" shifter like he is shifting gears on a car. Often, the man will also use his girlfriend's boobs or vagaina as a steering wheel or clutch pedal.
Person 1: Man, I did the dick shift really hard last night, and her boobs were the perfect steering wheel shape
Person 2: Did you hit the perfect downshift?
Person 1: Yup, and I finished soon after. It was awesome! Will do again, 10/10!
Dick Shift by TriBeCaBoy56 September 8, 2020

dick shift 

When one masturbates while driving a vehicle
"yo i pulled up to a stop light the other day and this dude was dick shiftin beside me."
dick shift by T READY August 20, 2009

Dick shift 

The sex position in which the male is laying on his back and the female sits on his stomach. Her feet are on his feet working them like petals while simultaneously working his dick like a manual shifter. The male has the option to then use her breasts as a steering wheel.
Hoe: "I'm thinking we ride the dick shift tonight."
Guy: "sounds great! Let's go through a hilly landscape? There's a lot more shifting and turning involved."
Hoe: "I get tired of shifting and you gonna stretch out my boobs!"
Guy: "you wanna fight bitch!"
Dick shift by DuRt October 13, 2014

Dick shift 

Giving a handjob while wiggling his penis around like a stick shift, while also making engine noises. Vroom vroom.
So me and this other dude were hooking up, and i totes gave him a dick shift.
Dick shift by Bitchezzzzzzzzzzz November 25, 2016

Dick Shift 

The process of absent-mindedly playing with an erect penis. Can also be used as a passive adjective to describe a male persona in which emotional gears tend to be in constant flux and inconsistency, usually causing frustration and bitch fits from their female counterparts. (Mental stick shifting.) Those accused of dick shifting will most likely have high rebound rates coupled with less than intact morals.
*While a drunk dirty skank is giving John Smith a hand job, she starts starring off into space...*

John Smith: Uhh, you want me to just finish? If I wanted to go dick shifting I could have done it myself.
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*As an adjective*
Stacy: Ohhhmaahhhgod, he's totally boning her! Didn't you guys just break up...

Jammie: Yea, dude like an hour ago? He's in dick shift mode...
Dick Shift by Ju Ju Bee November 12, 2009

Dick-Shift 

We’re you put your dick into hyper speed during lovey time.
i have no example to tell nor show you about dick-shift
Dick-Shift by hoovilleTypeShit January 22, 2022