One of the best guitarist for the best band ever! His actual name is Russ Parrish and yeah. He plays for Steel Panther, a comical glam metal band with humorous lyrics..some say that their lyrics are annoying or offensive, but it's all for metal so it's good. Satchel gets a ton of pussy and (according to him) has a 5.5 inch dicc. He's amazing and thicccccc asf.
Phil Wenneck: You're not really wearing that are you?
Alan Garner: Wearing what?
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Phil Wenneck: So does Joy Behar.