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enemy at the gate 

When you have fecal matter position for launch out of your anus in a social situation where excusing yourself will be embarassing. Therefor the turd becomes your enemy. Another word for prairie dogging.
Did you see Brian's face turn green at the Christmas party before he excused himself? I think he had an enemy at the gate cause it smelled bad for a second.
enemy at the gate by Carl Otto January 6, 2008
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Enemy At The Gates

1. A 2001 war film directed by Jean-Jacques Annaud, starring Jude Law, Joseph Fiennes and Ed Harris set during the Battle of Stalingrad in World War II.

2. An alcoholic shot named for the film containing a mix of vodka, Goldschläger, and Kahlúa.
1. Have you seen that movie Enemy At The Gates? Those snipers were crazy.

2. Who's down for a round of Enemy At The Gates?
Enemy At The Gates by c.sharp January 23, 2009

Enemy At The Gates

When you think you only feel like farting but when you actually fart you shit in your pants. The 'Gate' here refers to anum, i.e. asshole and the 'Enemy' to liquidified shit.
John: Now I'm gonna FART!

Mike: DON'T. There may be enemy at the gates waiting!
Enemy At The Gates by Sac-Man October 29, 2010

Enemy at the gates

When a chick is 6 months pregnant and decides to have sex. The act of pounding the cervix, jake the snake creates a knocking sound that the child will remeber for the rest of his/her life.
What she had told me was the weight of the baby while she was standing up with all the years of enemy at the gates her cervix was about to give.
Enemy at the gates by Cervexor April 10, 2010

some Enemy At The Gates shit 

In CoD or any other first person shooter when you get shot by or make a excellent sniper shot. It is declared 'some Enemy At The Gates shit' or 'some serious Enemy At The Gates shit'
guy 1; (after being killed by a near impossible sniper shot) Damn! that's some serious Enemy At The Gates shit
ElItESn1PeR23; (over head set) i just pwnd you n00b.

ElItE_Sn1PeR23; (after impossibly killing I_kill_you234) yeah! some Enemy At The Gates shit right there! I_kill_you234; (over head set) ah man fucking camping snipers!