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When you and the boys are about to shred some wood at the skate park, but the morbidly obese bike cop keeps shutting your hopes and dreams down in hopes that he will make his life a little less miserable every day.
Cop: "How many times do I have to tell you little shits to hawk it somewhere else?"
Skaters: "We're not even causing an problems."
Cop: "My wife left me."
Hawk it by Front Desk Sqwaad July 24, 2019
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Tony Hawk'ing it 

When on the toilet, you manage to have your poop miss the watter, but instead it hit the riim of the seat
Where the hell is my poop?

*Looks under the seat*

Oh, there it is, i Tony Hawk'ed it.

*calls friend"

Dude, I pooped and I managed Tony Hawk'ing it!!!

it's a hawk out there 

A phrase commonly used by black Americans meaning that it is cold and windy outside. cold bugaduga, cold, windy, frigid, freezing, winter, winter storm, blizzard, black Americans, black sayings, African-American
It's a hawk out there boy, you better bundle up!