Crazy Salamander 

An observant, pretty creature that can exhibit cougar-like, impulsive behavior. The Crazy Salamanders have very sensitive ears and are allergic to flea bites. When they feel their young is threatened, their first instinct is to go for the nipples.

Chelsea: Would you call me an observant, pretty creature?
Brandon: No, I'd call you a Crazy Salamander.

Crazy Salamander by rastaroni February 25, 2010