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relaidsionship 

Re-LAID-sionship.
When someones in a relationship, or a friends with benefits situation, and it seems as if the only thing holding the two people together is the sexual relations, versus the two people just enjoying each others company with sexual relations as an extra bonus.
girl #1: Me and Johnny just got back from another night in bed.

girl #2: Was it totally romantic?

girl #1: No, it's more like a relaidsionship. There isn't much chemistry outside of the bedroom.
relaidsionship by Ellie Arbor November 13, 2009

Retardsmanship

Dude, did you see John put that pergola up? That was the best display of retardsmanship I’ve ever seen!
Retardsmanship by LeeNorman May 13, 2023