Seaweed 

50% sea
50% weed

Guy 1: what is seaweed made of?

Guy 2: Sea and weed........ Don't you watch spongebob dude.

Seaweed by Synabam2.0.o July 28, 2009

seaweed 

name for sweaty pubic hair popping out from the clothing

Guy 1: Dude check out my seaweed! *lowers pants enough to reveal "seaweed"*
Guy 2: that's gross as hell

seaweed by jesusallah August 29, 2006

seaweed 

Marijuana grown using a hydroponic growing system that uses water instead of soil, allowing the grower to adjust nutrient and pH levels to their proper levels more easily. Seaweed is primarily chosen to grow for it's quick growing time and high quality yield.

Yo check out this stanky seaweed I just picked up.

seaweed by Smithas January 28, 2010

seaweed 

underwater Moss!

Kt: Moss
Atum: MOSS!
Kt: did you know seaweed is underwater moss?
Atum: totally.

seaweed by Rm 213-214 July 4, 2008

Seaweed 

A name for a hot chick with green hair in a swimming pool. Typically Asian and lives in Singapore.

Hey bro, seaweed is floating in the pool again!

Seaweed by Rockstar slime November 14, 2019

seaweed 

marijuana laced with pcp, also known as water

I just ripped off my skin because I was on seaweed

seaweed by ayoforkayo February 4, 2009

seaweed 

Marijuana that is stored in salt water (the ocean) for transportation. The marijuana has a salty taste when consumed, but does not lose any THC. Most honest dealers will sell at discounted price.

Bill: "You wanna roll up this seaweed that I got right here?"
Bob: "Hell yeah. I've been craving something extra salty all day. Where's the zig-zags?"

seaweed by SexyAngie88 January 14, 2008