-IPOD thief 

a scanless little faggot rat bitch who bro let sleep over at house who steals bros ipod.

that -IPOD thief that you let sleep over at our house jacked your ipod. What a grimey rat.

-IPOD thief by IhateThieves January 5, 2010

goat thief 

Racist term for a Muslim, specifically in Canada.

Trudeaux has increased the goat thief population.

goat thief by Screenname111222333 February 22, 2017

Inheritance thief 

When someone dies and one family member (like a circling vulture) steals or hoards silver, gold, money and/or other personal property from the remaining family members, especially when the decedent’s last wishes were for the family members to split the property equally.

If it were not for the inheritance thief, I could have had my teeth fixed, with a little money to spare.He is a lifelong liar, a cheat and an inheritance thief with Damonism issues.

Inheritance thief by Unstoppable Karma September 11, 2019

Meme Thief 

A title used to describe a person who partakes in the act of stealing memes.

"My friend Ollie is a real meme thief."

Meme Thief by Sketchy user July 14, 2016

Lighter Thief 

a person who, from habitually pocketing lighters from smoking cigarettes, surreptitiously thieves lighters during group smoking without realizing it, can become notorious.

Scene: Man empties out pockets.

-*sigh*

-Why do I keep doing this!?!

_________________________________

-Well cya dude, thanks for smoking us up!

-hold up! Has anyone seen my lighter?

-Dude.

-I can't help it! I'm a lighter thief..

Lighter Thief by Addysseus November 18, 2013

shekel thief 

a person who steals things that can either be objects or ideas. they also usually look like a boxtroll and worship dalton king of the shekel thieves

omfg bro daltons a really shekel thief he stole all my napkins

shekel thief by dont touch me turkey September 29, 2014

Friend Thief

Introducing one friend to another, only find out that the two friends enjoy eachothers company more so than that of the original Introducer. Thus leaving the original friend of both, friendless.

John: hey Jake what are you up too?
Jake: oh just hanging out at my house, playing video games with Wally.
John: Why didn't you call man? You know I wanted to hang out tonight.
Jake: Well Wally was already here when I got home.
John: Wally is such a friend thief.

Friend Thief by jpwf August 19, 2009