When you go out with your friends and your girlfriend gets
mad. So instead of calling her, you apologize through text messages and argue the
whole night.
Friend: Get off your phone
bro and come get a drink.
Texagizer: hold on
bro let me apologize to my girl real quick
Friend: Dude your just gonna be on your phone the whole night texagizing her, just call her
bro.
Texagizer: Nah man ill be done in a minute